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  • Breakfast Meat

    Biggie Smalls Breakfast

    I know what you’re thinking: HOW DARE YOU, MARIE! How dare you leave us in period-induced hunger for the past calendar year?! I thought we wuz brovaries! My sisters, I apologize…

  • Breakfast Carbs Quick Fixes

    Breakfast Pizza Hack

    Welcome, welcome, my menstruating wizardesses. A few things first. I’ve heard some news that Pantone’s most recent choice for “Color of the Year,” marsala, resembles period blood. If that’s the case,…