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Carbs

  • Carbs Featured Snacks

    Tenderonis

    In this mortal life, many of us aspire to reach a smorgasbord of dreams and goals. Year after year I think about all of the wondrous things I aim to accomplish,…

  • Breakfast Carbs Quick Fixes

    Breakfast Pizza Hack

    Welcome, welcome, my menstruating wizardesses. A few things first. I’ve heard some news that Pantone’s most recent choice for “Color of the Year,” marsala, resembles period blood. If that’s the case,…

  • Carbs

    The “Ragwood” Sandwich

    Let’s raise our Diva Cups for a toast. This is a momentous occasion: we are now all on same menstrual cycle. At least that’s what I’m happily assuming. Look at us,…

  • Carbs Cheese

    Holy Mountain of Nachos

    Once I got stoned alone and made the mistake of putting on Alejandro Jodorowsky’s surrealist acid trip of a film, Holy Mountain. I had watched it a million times before and…

  • Carbs Cheese Meat

    Scary White People Tacos

    Happy Horrors, my sisterwitches of The Mystical Menorrhea! How’s everyone’s ovaries doing? Me and mine are preparing for All Hallow’s Eve celebrations. I’m thinking about finally dressing up in the costume…